hello, my name is ricky bobby i am a for the french in WW1 i have invented many useful things for my country like new wepons and tatics. i have devolped a new plan for us to wipe out the germans

external image Professor.jpgexternal image france-flag.gif this is my countrys national flag.my french wivesmy propaganda technique i used to spend many days with my wives playing in the yard hoping that one day i would be able to have a son but i have been in this war for many years it feels like. I hope that this war wil end with us victorious. im working on a way to get past the machine gun or atleast stun then for a moment so our soldiers can have enough time to rush in and take out there operators. if my plan is successful then this war will be over soon. im also working on a way to take out erman u-boats. i call these the Bobby plans!

january 1st 1915 well we just celebrated the new year with rum and vodka but now our genera; is trying to get us to rush into the machine gun when every time we try it just mows us down and everyone gets wounded or death. i hope this war ends soon or we all just agree to go our seperate ways and forget about all of this. this shoulda been austria-hungary and serbia's war not ours.